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[April 28 2011 / 09:33pm] |
There will be a school-wide INTERROGATION that will last until I discover who committed this HEINOUS CRIME. You will get caught and you will BE PUNISHED. There is no hiding, I WILL FIND YOU. Women were not made to have so much fucking hair.
Madam Pomfrey was a bitch trying not to laugh ever so kind with helping me keep this under control, I am JUST FINE, thank you so much.
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| 009 |
[April 27 2011 / 10:25am] |
I, the Head Girl, have something important to share with you all so you best PAY ATTENTION. It is my joy and honour to inform the following people of some terribly exciting news:
Terry Boot
Elisabeth Higgs
Chloe Zeller
You three are to report to me in the Great Hall before the start of dinner, I will be standing at the entrance waiting for you. Don't bother to have a seat and please, for the love of Merlin, do not shove as much food in your mouth beforehand. There may be time for that later, and your presence is severely requested by the Carrows; they are very, very particular about timing. They don't want to see your bright and shining faces late.
Thank you, and have a splendid day.
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| 008 |
[April 20 2011 / 10:39am] |
Are you still alive, Goldstein?
[STEPHEN CORNFOOT]
A word, if I may?
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| 007 |
[January 28 2011 / 06:37pm] |
[WARDED TO SLYTHERINS]
Do you respect the house you were sorted into?
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| 006 |
[January 10 2011 / 05:25pm] |
[WARDED TO DRACO BLAISE ZABINI]
Blaise, you have yet to share your thoughts on my most recent announcement that Kevin Entwhistle got what he deserved. Theodore is ridiculously upset with me for reasons I cannot even fathom. Tell me, are you on my side?
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| 005 |
[January 10 2011 / 12:23pm] |
Oh, what a shame! Such a violent Ravenclaw! But I'm sure he had a heart of gold, and clearly that's all that matters to those of you who were oh-so-close to him. What worth does a heart of gold hold when Kevin Entwhistle, a magic-thieving Mudblood, deems it necessary to break into the home of a proper wizard, threatening him for Merlin knows what reason? He was probably armed with a dangerous weapon! Wand at the ready, prepared to injure, maim, or kill just so he could continue breaking the law as a foul fugitive. Oh, but death wasn't necessary. He would have faired perfectly well sitting in Azkaban with his uncle and the rest of the Mudbloods, so. Shame.
This heartbreaking news does not excuse anyone from skiving off on their responsibilities, however. In fact, I have owled the Headmaster and requested a meeting with him. Perhaps it would be beneficial to all of us to be assigned a bit of writing, 'Why Kevin Entwhistle Had To Die'. Just to help in this heartbreaking time, of course.
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| 004 |
[December 28 2010 / 09:38pm] |
[WARDED TO DAPHNE GREENGRASS]
Oh, Daphne, trouble again. I have a concern.
[WARDED TO BLAISE ZABINI]
May I ask you something, Blaise? In total secrecy?
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| 003 |
[December 27 2010 / 03:27pm] |
Do not forget about your detention tonight, Miss Dobbs. I have spoken to Filch and he has provided me with ample information regarding little tasks that need to be performed around the castle, starting in the Potions classroom. I will meet you there at 9pm, sharp. Any later and you will receive a second detention next Monday.
[WARDED TO DRACO MALFOY]
May I write to you again?
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| 002 |
[December 17 2010 / 06:15pm] |
[WARDED TO DRACO MALFOY]
DRACO! What do you think of lime green? And pearls?
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| 001 |
[December 16 2010 / 03:16pm] |
[WARDED TO DAPHNE GREENGRASS]
Darling?
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